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| | Gap redefines "class" and style with their 2007 Holiday ad campaign I'm sick and tired of having these wash ups shoved down my throat:
Amy Pohler and her creepy no-talent husband, Will Arnett, are not fashion models.
Nor are they pop-culture icons.
Nor are they "the next cool thing."
They don't even qualify as comedians, though that's what Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels would have us believe, with enough time and money thrown at them.
They're d-grade celebrities, famous for being unable to deadpan a joke if their lives depended on it, and they don't make me want to buy Gap sweaters.
Seriously: is this lame-ass, slump shouldered pic all they could come up with? Belushi and Akroyd, they are not.
They look like brother and sister. No, Will and Amy, that isn't creepy-funny, it's just creepy. You are not Donny and Marie, you haven't earned pop culture status. You don't sing, you don't write, you're not funny; there's nothing charming about your chipmonk cheeks and blank expressions. You're not every day people, and you aren't movie stars: you're talentless-yet-entitled middle class gen-xers.
Bite me, and get the fuck off my tv. - lordm |
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