The Dark Knight
Anyway, Jade was a really confused, crackerbarrel crime drama, where I guess Caruso had hoped to play against type, but just ended up looking like someone'd let a coked up leprechaun onto the set of Kingpin (1996).

Dancing in the Digital Age
Who cares about correspondence?

Booby Flay is a ginger faggot that can't cook
Fuck him, and fuck his restaurants.

Seth Rogen signs on to Kevin Smith project
ALABAMA pledges BIRMINGHAM, CANADA tackfully declines.

John Woos' Red Cliff
Finally, this project seems to be getting on its feet, with or without Chow Yun-Fat.

Conversation with an FC troll, on the art and future of trolling, one year after the demise of Fucked Company
This former FC troll had limited time in which to answer questions, but graciously agreed to give me an hour out of his busy schedule. We met up Friday night, and together, browsed what remains of the Fucked Company Wikipedia article.

A conversation with D. Marshall Hertford, winner of the Cricket Award for Best Screenwriting in a Short Film
It's 7:00 at night when I call my friend Marshall. He greets me with enthusiasm, takes a long drag off his cigarette (I love the sound of someone taking a drag over the phone), and we get into it.

There's something very gay about Wesley Snipes
Snipes was living so large, and so gay, he forgot to tip Uncle Sam.

The Jennifer Hudson Attack
A coordinated effort.

Robots don't need to flip people off, they have lasers
Turner Broadcasting denies knowledge of a hoax.

Ian McKellen turns to voice over work
Oh well--at least we have three glorious Gandalfs in three pretty good films.

Stephen Sommers dumps Mummy 3 on Rob Cohen
Maybe Cohen's slip-up with "Stealth" will cause him to pay closer attention to what he's doing.

Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson re-united for another stupid remake
Non-actor Willie Nelson cast in an Uncle Jesse-like role; Luke Wilson, Penelope Anne Miller surface.

Megan Mullally shitcanned
What's left for this actress?

Julia Roberts makes a bad choice
Socially aloof actress dives into totally tasteless material.

Chris Klein is back
Rollerball actor shows his face again in dark comedy with Jake Busey, Fred Durst.

Part-time Punk
"Together, we lick railings, sleep in bus stops, and drink cherry cola."

Crazy eights
A Myspace survey.

Why Adult Swim fails
A breakdown of their worst shows, and how they've abandoned their original fans.

Will Ferrell in another sports comedy
"Stranger than Fiction" bombs, Ferrell retreats to comfort zone.