http://www.merryweatherjones.com/content/gap_redefines_"class"_and_style_with_their__2007_holiday_ad_campaign Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:20:21 GMT <br /> Amy Pohler and her creepy no-talent husband, Will Arnett, are not fashion models.<br /> <br /> Nor are they pop-culture icons.<br /> <br /> Nor are they <i>"the next cool thing."</i><br /> <br /> They don't even qualify as comedians, though that's what Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels would have us believe, with enough time and money thrown at them.<br /> <br /> They're d-grade celebrities, famous for being unable to deadpan a joke if their lives depended on it, and they don't make me want to buy Gap sweaters.<br /> <br /> Seriously: is this lame-ass, slump shouldered pic all they could come up with? Belushi and Akroyd, they are not.<br /> <br /> They look like brother and sister. No, Will and Amy, that isn't creepy-funny, it's just creepy. You are not Donny and Marie, you haven't earned pop culture status. You don't sing, you don't write, you're not funny; there's nothing charming about your chipmonk cheeks and blank expressions. You're not every day people, and you aren't movie stars: you're talentless-yet-entitled middle class gen-xers. <br /> <br /> Bite me, and get the fuck off my tv. SNL, Gap, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett http://www.merryweatherjones.com/content/gap_redefines_"class"_and_style_with_their__2007_holiday_ad_campaign http://www.merryweatherjones.com/viewcomments.php?articleid=157